Talk about "heavy lifting." Picture a marching band, in those hot outfits, and some poor soul toting that tuba. Some tuba facts: The tuba is the largest, lowest bass instrument, and having appeared in the late 19th century, one of the newest members of the orchestra. And "tuba" is Latin for trumpet. And the people dragging those things around? They are called "tubists."
Well, that's your dose of useless facts for the day. How about some you can use at the table?