If it weren't for this column, you'd never know what's going on in the world outside of bridge. Did you know that Drew Russell, 28, of Edmond OK broke the previous record for Cow Chip Chucking. In 2015 he threw said cow patty a stunning 188' 6", topping the previous record by 5'. This was part of an annual Cow Chip Festival, an event with a 48-year history (I swear I'm not making this up) which include the chip chuck, a talent show (one tries not to picture this), a parade and a carnival.
Take a minute to recover from those images, and we'll get to work on our quiz and hand.