We need to get right down to our quiz. Today is St. Patrick's Day, and being half-Irish, I have bars to hit, green beer and Irish Whiskey to drink, jigs to dance and song to sing. No time for bridge.
Before we begin... a quick warning. Never doubt the existence of leprechauns. Growing up, our house was full of them, and socks, homework and essential items disappeared frequently. They also are an explanation for why finesses never work.