Attention readers. You may be missing out on something. Each year $1.08 BILLION is spent on the genre most kindly referred to as "romance novels." This type of book has several sub-genres that stun critics into silence.
Caveman Suitors is a category proving to be quite popular. Sample title? "Lust of the Caveman."
If that's not to your liking, how about NASCAR novels, represented by "Peak Performance."
And what has to be the most jaw-dropping, "Amish Vampires." I am not making this up, people. The "Amish Bloodsucker Trilogy" actually made it to the top 100 of Amazon's e-books (self-published for the most part).
Our suggestion is that if you are reading one of these, be sure to put a plain brown wrapper on it. Honestly!
So let's put down our books and work on our Pre-empt responses. Our Pard opens the bidding with a whopping three-level pre-empt. Our RHO was knocked out of the running, and now it's up to us. What should we do? Here are some guidelines.
First, visualize Pard with 5-1/2 tricks for you if he names trump. (This is one of those statistics you just have to trust. It's based on the fact that Pard has a seven-card suit with some honors in it.) Next, count the tricks you have. Bridge is a game of tricks, not points. Finally, if you name a new suit it forces Pard to bid again.