Have you heard about the illegal immigration of ... millions of squirrels? Yes, it's true! This was first noticed back in 1968 when thousands and thousands of squirrels abandoned their homes in Northeastern woods and headed for nuttier pastures. This is periodically repeated when there's a bumper crop of nuts one year, and a short-fall the next. It's a terrible situation... roadkill, drownings, and an explosion of squirrel population in areas not prepared to accommodate them. If you want to know more, this was thoroughly studied by the Smithsonian's "Center for Short-Lived Phenomena." (I would never lie to you. This is all true.)
Our theme for today's quiz will be upgrading and downgrading hands for bids. And as we go through it, please think about putting out some squirrel feeders. Lord knows the bridge world has plenty of extra nuts.