Can we possibly consume 3800 calories in ONE sandwich? Is such a thing within the realm of sanity? Yes and no. Here's the sandwich -- it's called a Fluffernutter. Take a big hunk of egg-loaded bread. Fill it (and we mean FILL it!) with marshmallow cream and peanut butter. Add as much bacon as can be squashed into it. That's right -- pack it in there! Soak it in egg wash and deep fry it. Not GRILL it, but DEEP FRY it. Then serve it with hot Nutella to dip it in.
The state legislature of Massachusetts debated for two weeks in 2006 whether or not to make this the State sandwich. The motion passed.
Just because something is possible doesn't mean we should do it. Although, admit it. The temptation is there.