This time of year separates the REAL bridge player from the dilettante. REAL players do all their shopping online because going to the mall would cut into play time which is their reason for living.
And the malls miss us. Some mall facts? The first indoor mall in America was built in Edina MN and had two levels with 75 shops.
Mall Santas, a common sight this time of year, can earn a five-figure salary for six weeks' work. Personally, I think they deserve double for having all those kids sitting on them.
And as we all know, malls (due to internet shopping) are closing by the hundreds. Interestingly, many are being creatively reinvented as apartment complexes, churches and indoor farms.
So, let's get to work, and reinvent our bidding so we can get shopping.