How that wonderful, flavorful, magnificent dessert, fruitcake, ever became a holiday joke is beyond me. I LOVE fruitcake, especially if it's been soaked in booze for a couple months. Dense, delicious, loaded with surprise treats. Wow.
It was not always a joke. Fruitcake dates back to Roman times, and has been a special occasion dessert for millennia. In fact, it's an essential part of British royal weddings. A piece of Kate and Prince William's cake sold at a Beverly Hills auction house for $7500, and one from Chuck and Di's wedding for $6000. AND!! A pineapple fruitcake went to the moon with Apollo 11. Sadly, it came back intact and now resides in the Smithsonian.
There's even a town in Colorado, Manitou Springs, that celebrates the delicacy on Jan. 3 (sorry, we just missed it) by having a Great Fruitcake Toss. We put it on our calendar for next year.
Meantime, let's tackle our quiz and hand, so we can go have a slice and a cuppa. We're looking at No-trump auctions today.