Pizza, of all things, is rife with controversy. Some will never be resolved, like which is better, Chicago pizza or New York. The latest discussion is whether or not to blot pizza with a napkin or paper towel to soak up all the surface grease. Huh? Isn't that where all the yum is? Nutritional experts (read: spoil sports) say we can reduce the calorie per slice by 20-50 calories.

Not worth the effort, we say? Well, consider this. The average American eats 23 pounds of pizza a year. That means blotting could save 6611 calories which adds up to the equivalent of losing two pounds. Many view this "blotting" as a culinary crime, but hey, two pounds is two pounds.

Today's quiz deals with another thorny issue: How do we handle the bidding when we have a misfit with Pard. Keep in mind that the worse the misfit, the more important it is to not get overly-ambitious. In other words, blot like crazy!