If you hurry, you can still make it to the World Championship Cardboard Boat Races held tomorrow in Heber Springs, Arkansas. Are you picturing little tiny boats, daintily floating down the stream? No! These are monsters, holding as many as 10 oarsmen (oarspeople?). The rules are simple: No materials other than corrugated cardboard, waterproofing and tape (imagine the leap in Duck Tape sales!), and oars only as propellant.
Not only are there prizes for crossing the finish line first, but for best design, best team spirit, and the most waited-for, the Titanic Award for the most spectacular sinking.
And to prevent our bridge boats from sinking, let's polish up our bidding a little.