By now, that fruitcake Great Aunt Agatha gave you is good and stale. Don't despair. Hop on a train, bus, plane or car and head for Boulder CO where they have an annual Fruitcake Toss Day.
Faithful Readers, I know Winter can get boring, but really? Fruitcake toss? We bridge players are very fortunate. We have no possible excuse for being bored. We've got great hands, crazy partners, confusing bids, all designed to prevent us from having to toss fruitcakes, for heaven's sake.
Let's try a few bids and play an interesting hand. Then break up the fruitcake and scatter it for the birds.