I don't have a lot of time for bridge, folks, so let's get to it. I'm half-Irish, which means I am ALL Irish this Sunday, and it will be a busy day. It involves visiting many watering holes, enjoying Bailey's Irish Cream, elixir of Guinness and the wearin' o' the green. Oh, and putting on my "Kiss me, I'm Irish" pin.
A couple quick facts (you know I never let you down): St. Patrick lived from 385--461. AND!! He did NOT drive the snakes out of Ireland. There were never any to begin with.
Enough! If you want to know more, look it up in Wikipedia. C'mon, let's go. I have things to do!