Friday we warned you about the dangers of punching a shark in the nose. Today we need to alert you to yet more dangerous water-related animal behavior.
The Angus region of Scotland is a very popular place for skinny-dipping. Swimmers though have recently been shocked to find their undies gone from the waterside when they emerged. Where could it have gone?
The mystery was solved when gamekeeper Dave Clement climbed a tree to band a nest-full of Red Kite chicks. He found the baby birds all snuggled up in a bed made of soft, silky undies, including a pair of Armani panties, showing that the bird parents want only the best for their kids.
Yet another reason we advise you to stay out of the water. You're welcome.
And now, hopefully fully dressed, let's tackle some bidding questions.