Mark Twain said "A squirrel is just a rat wearing an Uptown coat." Those who have the little monsters raiding birdfeeders might agree, but others certainly appreciate the tenacity and creativity of this backyard resident.
As to bridge? A friend of mine, when I make a particularly risky bid is prone to saying (with a mild glare in his eyes) "It's hard to keep a squirrel on the ground."
Today's quiz is a little squirrely. We're going to take the same hand and present it in five different bidding scenarios. Then we'll tackle a hand with a nutty twist. Ready?