If I hadn't seen it on the calendar, I wouldn't have believed it: "National Fill our Staplers Day"?! How gloriously trivial! BUT! We are going to turn it into something meaningful. Doesn't it seem that this is like the Boy Scout motto, "Be Prepared?" Isn't filling your stapler a metaphor for attending to every little detail for perfection? C'mon, work with me here.
In each of the next five bidding challenges and the following hand, we're going to strive for perfections, symbolized by the lowly staple.