One has to wonder how this day got on the list of Official Observances List. Being one myself, I thought EVERY day was Spunky Old Broads Day. I remember when I first started playing bridge at clubs and tournaments, being warned against LOLs At that time, it meant "Little Old Ladies." Now LOL has been subverted to an email expression, but it used to refer to one of those very harmless-looking lovely mannered ladies. We were warned that if one of them doubled you, you were going down for a phone number.
Here's hoping today's quiz and hand will help you avoid this fate.