Well, finally. Just like back in February when we had "Spunky Old Broads Day," another day just for me. Housework will be here long after we are dead and forgotten, but the pleasures today offers will only be here... today. SO!! Throw away those mops! Unplug the vacuum! Put away the dust rag!
Instead, let's houseclean our bidding, tidy up our defense, and make our game sparkle. Ready? Get out that can of Pledge, and let's go.