Our Faithful Readers know I am enamored of all things BACON, and this is a new one. This holiday is first mentioned in the 14th Century, and can be found in works of Chaucer. A "flitch (side)" of bacon was awarded to the married couples who could prove they had no regrets about their marriage after one year and one day. They had to provide witnesses to support their claim. While this holiday has largely disappeared, it is still practiced in some areas of England.
So, how about your bridge partners? Can you provide witnesses that you are still happily playing together after a year and a day? Can you bring home the bacon? Let's see how you agree on these bidding scenarios. Each question involves a competitive auction. Anyone can stay happily "married" when there's no interference.