When I looked at my calendar of strange observances, I almost discarded this one, but then I was watching some players online. Folks, the only possible explanation for some of those bids and lines of play is indeed -- alien abduction. They do live among us and for some reason end up at the bridge table.
Let's try some bidding challenges and see just where you hail from.
(And thank you Eddie Kantar -- Kantarbridge.com -- for the ideas for this quiz. I assure you, folks, although he is far superior to the masses, he is NOT from Planet Zenon!)