It is with HUGE disappointment, frustration and may I say, ANGER, that I announce today is "Chocolate Day." Day? Just Day? What are they thinking. The LEAST it should be is Chocolate MONTH. My vote would be for Chocolate Decade or even Century. Sheesh. That something so glorious and life-affirming should only be given a day...
Well, that means we have to cram as much enjoyment and pleasure into today that we can possibly fit into it. Which means bridge. LOTS of bridge.
(Today is also "Pina Colada Day," which helps a little. But not much.)
Get your chocolate bar and your drink and let's get going.