As I am writing this, I have the Cooking Channel running in the background. They are highlighting an unbelievably sumptuous Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie and recommending choosing an alternative as the pie weighs in at a terrifying 1085 calories per slice. I. Don't. Care. Keep your banana and give me the pie.
Nothing says love, joy, fun, family, connections, like a slice of pie. Go ahead and have it, just ask for four forks and share. That way we can share the guilt as well as the pleasure.