Not only is this "National Waffle Week," it is also "National Nutrition Week." Who plans these things? Is there any National Overseer who coordinates dates? Does anyone care that we are torn between thick gooey syrup on calorie-laden carbohydrates and sprouts? (It's not so much about choice, as about our tolerance for guilt.)
Maybe we can tolerate this kind of ambiguity in our calendar observances, but certainly NOT in our bridge bidding. Let's try some bids, determined to keep things clear for Pard.