Last month when we had "Dogs in Politics" day I received an amazing amount of emails supporting my little dog Sparky's candidacy. He even has a campaign war chest of $1.32. Folks, in Dog Dollars, that's a fortune. We foresee victory.
Sparky is a serious student of history and Teddy Roosevelt is one of his favorites, especially Teddy's maxim "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Since Sparky weighs in at only 5-1/2 pounds, he has modified it to: "Speak loudly and carry a tiny twig." As you might imagine, he is a fan of preempts.
And that's what today is all about. (With thanks to Eddie Kantar for many of the ideas in this column. Visit www.kantarbridge.com for knowledge and fun.)