Ah yes, the humble tie. Symbol of "I don't know what to get him," heaven only knows how many ties are bought for holiday gifts. Really? You can't do any better than that? Where is the creativity, the kookie-ness, the panache, the craziness you bring to your bidding?
All those unusual bids, all those strange, strange rationalizations. Let's awaken our imaginations for gift-giving to the same levels as our bidding. No more ties.