For sheer and utter boredom, not much beats the 1986 opening of Al Capone's secret vault, hosted by Geraldo Rivera. For a mind-numbing two hours we watched and waited to see what was in there, and it turned out to be... an empty bottle. It was the highest syndicated TV program of its time.
Oh, but wait! You thought THAT was bad? How many of you were willing to watch the "flight" of the white Bronco during the OJ Simpson trial? (I admit it... I watched too.) Don't we have anything better to do with our time?
Sure we do! We're going to perfect our bridge game. Let's go.