And you thought rats were animals to be avoided and could bring nothing good. Nay, I say. Not in Michigan. Until the law was repealed in 2000, if you brought a rat corpse "in a state of good preservation" to a town or city clerk, you could receive a bounty of a dime.
Imagine the horror and consternation of Laura Ring, Marathon Township clerk, when an enterprising resident brought 76 rats to collect that bounty. She said she wore surgical gloves to work for a month after that. The good citizens of Michigan must have been mightily disappointed when the law was finally repealed, and they lost that delightful source of income.
Today we're going to look at some delightful opening hands. What should we do with these monsters? Hint: We are using 20-21 as our 2 No-trump opening count.